BETABUSTERSKamek [C]
--- Winter Blast Plasmid King Shark --- Vibranium Arm Hexxus --- Briefcase --- Oil Rig |
BOB ROSS PAINTING
--- Oil Rig --- FIRST MOVE = WONDERFUL FC
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WONDERFUL FC[C] Squirrel Girl
BoomBox --- [Backpack] Sasquatch Double Cherry --- Senzu Bean --- Magic Beans --- [MVP] [Face/Off] Mr Peanut Face Transplant Procedure --- [MVP] [Face/Off] MacGyver Apple --- Diddy Kong Octonaut Helmet --- |
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BETABUSTERS | BATTLE STATS
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WONDERFUL FC | BATTLE STATS
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LIVE DUEL [CLOSED TABLE]
JUDGE OMEGA, FINAL VERDICT | Winner: WONDERFUL FC
BEGINS SATURDAY MAY 23, 2020 @ 8:00PM EST | ENDS SATURDAY MAY 23, 2020 @ 10:00PM EST
UFF Commissioner
The UFF Judges acknowledge that live exhibition battles do not necessarily reflect the most accurate outcome of a battle, given the time constraints, the intricate complexity of story development, arguments, and assets, the need for quick/impromptu decision-making for debater’s and judges, among other circumstances. Furthermore, in live exhibition battles points for Combat Threads and Intel Threads are not calculated. Instead, the debater’s either reach a mutual conclusion or force the Judge to determine the outcome of contested event(s) on what Would happen in order to progress the story forward and maintain the flow of battle. Therefore, conclusions drawn in live exhibition battles heavily rely upon what both debaters agree upon (Assumption Criterion 2) and the Judge’s decree.
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LIVE BATTLE NOTES – JUDGE OMEGA
WONDERFUL FC (WFC)
(Macguyver and Mr Peanut had faceoff)
- Macguyver faked his own death for the faceoff procedure by stuffing his vest with sticks and leaves at the beginning
- Timing device for start of
Diddy Kong, shells from pop guns become health
Macguyver is already stealthy - can't find macguyver
- Can't smell
- Angry people can't handle the music especially King Shark and Hexxus
Macguyver bends chemical reactions to his will
- smoke bomb
- Ewok traps in forest
- Poison from wilderness
- Can get stuff from oil rig, his own vest, and
- Macguyver but out oil rig fire by nitroglycerine
- Actually releases oxygen
- Macguyver can use Hexxus
Squirrel girl can talk to squirrels in imagination or english
- Doesn't break focus
- Squirrel girl took down toughest Marvel opponents
- Squirrels motivated by nuts
Diddy Kong
- Shells make health
Saquach
- Retains mental awareness and alertness
- Can at will
- Still brilliant physicist (Phd level) while in beast form
BETABUSTERS (BB)
Start on the oil rig - later after the oil rig
Hexxus is a pollution.. deity
- Ues oil and toxins
- In a painting - Bob Ross uses oil paintings
- Hexxus has a subtle healing factor because of the oil and pollution used in the paints
- Also a power fire
- Can grow to Kaizu hieghts
- Can control machinery
- Can breath fire
- Immediately at full power
- Hexxus destroyed whole rain forests
- Took magic fairies to take him out
King Shark
- In water, has hurt superman at time
- Also super boy
- Didn't hurt him very much
- Bested Aquaman
- Often fights with super boy
- A little bit crazy
- Super strength
- Vibrainium arm and natural strength/healing makes it hugely durable
- Toe to toe (but doesn't win) against Justice league
- Smell blood through them
- Eat all the squirrels
- Smell from far away
- Splash of water reorients him
- Claws can break titainium
- Jaws too
- Survived electroqutions
- Smart - sometimes outwits people
- Outsmart demons
- Beat demons
- Stalemated KillerCrok
Kamek
- Number 1 trademark move is making Kaiju proportions
- Hits with hammer
- Kamek faster than Airships
- Teleport
- Healing magic
- Summon enemies from nothing (blocks on oil rig
WFC
2D world?
- Oil paint is only a factor if its 2D
BB
- Bob Ross in our world made a living painting
- The beings inside the painting, the universe built of oil
- Like Bugs Bunney
WFC
- No ecosystem for Hexxus to destroy
Hexxus ignorant of nature of world but it still helps him
WFC
Sasquach and King Shark
- Sasquach is stronger
- Everyone survived the justice league
- Sasquach fights the Thing and the Hulk
- Sasquach wouldn't fight King Shark head on
Squirrel girl vs King Shark
- Squirrel girl beats everyone
BB – MATLOCK
Starting on the oil rig - squirrels starting on the mainland
Hexxus will use the oil from the oil rig
Hexxus becomes a cloud of smog or breath fire
The oil PAINTING won't make Hexxus oil monster levels, just a small power burst
- The oil RIG is what makes him the monster
As long as there is pollution he can survived
- Only an abundance of pollution allows him to take form
Hexxus can shoot lightning in smog form
Hexxus breathing fire forces WFC into the water
King Shark stronger in the water
WFC
- Sasquatch has double cherry
- Move mirroring
- Senzu for complete recovery
Macguyver has put out an oil fire
BB
Macguyver hasn't put out concious fire
How long to put out the fire
Face-off is allowed to do a body swap with Macguyver
- As a peanut Macguyver is resistant to fireMacGyver is the size of a peanut
WFC
- In superbowl this year, Mr Peanut is 4.5-5 feet tall
- Mr Peanut is a WW2 vet
- Also sacrificed himself so others could live
BB
Mr Peanut its a conspiracy
- Sells his own kind for profit
- Could you sell
WFC
Mr Peanut is sentient and friends with humans
BB saw Macguyver die but can see Mr Peanut
BB
Hexxus still lives even when defeated
Kamek has healing magic
WFC
Maguyver has chemistry magic - Hexxus is in huge trouble
Mythbusters have taken on Macgyver and been right 60-70%
Macgyver did this from nearby
BB
Macguyver has to leave the oil rig to stop the oil rig
- Or sacrifice himself
WFC
Could sacrifice himself if he needs to
He has tried to sacrifice himslef but his plan worked too well
BB
To leave the Oil rig you have to get through
WFC
Kamek trembles before Bowser (regular Bowser)
- Apologizes for everything he doesn
BB
- Bowser was raised by Kamek
- Kamek is actually wielding all the power in the background?
- Sometimes have to battle Kamek after Bowser
- Kamek MIGHT be afraid of King Shark or Hexxus but not WFC
WFC
Macgyver ripped off his shirt as a mask for him and those with him and it worked
BB
Squirrel girl has no squirrels
Macgyver has to get to the mainline to end Hexxus
Kamek magic hammer heals and grows the enemy
- Bowser can be made huge
Kaiju king shark with Kamek flying around that can create a lot of fish that can hurt
Kaiju King Shark can handle a pair of Sasquaches
WFC
Sasquach can jump off the oil rig to the land
Sasquach doesn't need to leave the oil rig
Hulk is stronger than everyone but superman?
BB
Not THAT Hulk
WFC
Sasquach would smash the rig
BB
Sasquach could grab the team and jump off
WFC
Sasquach might not jump off
BB
Sasquach starting to win makes Kamek grow King Shark
WFC
Trees grow close to the water
Squirrels can jump to a bird feeder to jump long distances
If King Shark grows to Kaiju squirrels can jump to them
BB
- Squirrel girl beats the best
- Squirrel goes to amp to the highest guys
- She loses to all the average people
WFC
- Squirrel girl beat Wolverine and deadpool in a fight
Super human strength/agility
- Climbing, spikes slash through wood
- Jump several stories
- Defeats powerdul enemies with large
- Beat deadpool and Wolvering in hand-to-hand combat
- Martial artist
- Took down the Juggernaut
WFC
King Shark goes Kaiju so not under water
BB
Just standing in water makes King Shark much stronger
OMEGA
About a 6 times
WFC
As a fisherman - can tell where it will be deep and shallow
Up close, the river dips down - Other side, sharper incline - pool where fish is
Further away its probably shallow water
BB
Peanuts float
- Macgyver releases toxins then all jump off at once
WFC
A threat to leave Sasquach could jump away
BB
Vibrainium arm on King Shark
WFC
Squirrel girl doesn't care about Vibrainium
BB
King Shark can beat Sasquach
WFC
Double cherry on Sasquach
BB
Double cherry can't hit the same spot
WFC
Kamek can't get hit because Mario isn't airborn
Diddy Kong is land, air, sea threat therefore risk to Kamek
BB
Kamek is fast moving
- Really fast
Diddy Kong peanut popper isn't as fast or nimble as Kamek
WFC
Diddy Kong has shot jumbo peanuts before
- Slow, more damage
Macgyver loaded into Diddy Kong's pop gun
BB
Kamek is immune to fire
Whole team trying to escape Hexxus fire
WFC
Boom box making the enemy team more angry
BB
Sasquach has to deal with King Shark
Others have to escape alone
BB's don't care
WFC
Sasqauch doesn't have unusual
BB
King Shark injured Superman
Underwater its amped
WFC
King Shark is a deity
BB jaws for Mr Peanut/Macgyver
BB
Sasquach wouldn't lose on the oil rig
In the water there is an upper hand
Macgyver in the water gets eaten
WFC
If King Shark is a Kaiju squirrels beat him
Everything runs from fire
Not enough room for an offshore rig
BB
Its UFF it works
OMEGA
Oil rig doesn't make the water deeper or further from the shore
BB
Perspective: more transparent and desaturated with distance
Grass is getting more and more blue
Apparent curve, its far back
Water could be much deeper
Gradual slope continues under the water
WFC
Generally, steep bank continues and causes a deep pool but gradual continues
Concedes more room for water movement
BB
Around the bend could be a lake
BATTLE SUMMARY (THUS FAR)
Everyone on rig
Sasquach, fighting King Shark
Kamek fighting Squirrel girl and DIddy King
Squirrels attempting to come
Water deeper than person standing
King shark more mobile
Hexxus breaths fire
WFC tries to leave
Diddy Kong loads and fires Macgyver to shore
Diddy Kong has jet pack
Saquach throws Squrriel girl?
Sasquach can jump to shore
WFC would try to avoid the water
Squrriel girl can jump to shore
Sasquach tangling with King Shark
Sasquach has been known to be knocked out
WFC
Sasquach is too smart to knock over the oil rig and cause a spill
BB
Why not knock over?
Macgyver has plugged oil with a stick
Macgyver - no car
- Does have Nitroglycerine
BB
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WFC
- Macgyver has high accuracy with a blow dart
- Pings from 20 feet with perfect accuracy
Macgyver can hit Kamek
BB
Probably can't
Squirrels can't do enough damage to the giant King Shark
Kamek can make minions
- Cheep Cheeps
Giant King Shark can sweep off
Macgyver can self-sacrifice
- Missle traveling through water mains
- Diaper factory, absorbs water and turns it into Jelly
- Macgyver planned to self sacrifice - Macgyver survived it though
BB
Hexxus has time to leave the oil
Macgyver can self-sacrifice to take out himself and Hexxus oil
- Smoke is still an option for Hexxus
Diddy Kong and Macgyver fighting Kamek
Macgyver sufficates the fire - its just gone
- Only small secondary fires from the oil rig
Macguyver can find Nitroglycerine on the rig
Macgyver can draw chemicals from Hexxus directly
BB
Hexxus dies from magic beans
- It grows and kills him
WFC
Would WFC know to throw magic bean into Hexxus
BB
If Hexxus eats Sasquach he would kill himself
Would Hexxus try to help King Shark fight by attacking Sasquach
(Kirby loses to poison apple)
Regardless, the magic bean will eventually beat Hexxus
King Shark goes Kaiju after WFC goes to land
- Squirrel girls switches targets
- Saquach a free agent
Kamek can freeze solid people with ice plasmid blast
Diddy Kong had an Ice World video game
Diddy Kong hit by Bowser's fast gun - Kamek can handle him
If King Shark goes own, Kamek will run away
Kamek does a lot of direct fighting
No way to beat Squirrel girl?
- All off screen
King Shark becomes unstoppable when Kaiju
- Squirrel girl wins off screen against everyone
No idea how Squirrel girl beats anyone
Sasquach
- Lifted a navel destroyer and held back a jet at full speed
- Sasquach has a healing factor
- Claws can cut through some metal
- Immune to cold
- Shattered interdimensional barrier through raw power
Sasquach can throw King Shark out of the water
Kaiju King Shark triggers Squirrel Girl's mystical's magic abilities
BATTLE SUMMARY
Sasquach vs King Shark while Kamek fights Squirrel girl and Diddy Kong
Double cherry and senzu bean helps Sasquach
Macgyver explores th eoil rig and finds Nitro Glycerine sitting around
Hexxus grows from the oil and breaths fire
WFC escapes
- Diddy Kong loads Mcgyver's peanut into his gun and shoots him to shore
- Diddy Kong uses his jump pack to get to shore
- Sasquach jumps
- Squirrel Girl jumps
King Shark comes to shore and fights sasquach partially in the water.
Macgyver makes a nitroglycerine bomb to stop the oil spill Hexxus
Diddy Kong loads Macgyver a 2nd time and fires him back to the oil rig
Macgyver self-sacrifices to take out Hexxux oil form leaving him as weakened smoke
Sasquach throws King Shark away from the water and continues the fight because he notices King Shark is stronger in water.
Kamek turns King Shark giant (6-7 times size).
Squirrel girl leaves Kamek alone to attack the Giatn King Shark.
Diddy Kong and Kamek have a close fight that Diddy Kong ultimately loses.
Sasquach and King Shark are tied neither having the damage to put the other down and both having a lot of healing.
Squirrel Girl's secret ability to beat over powered enemies kicks in and she beats giant King Shark.
Kamek runs away because he has lost is powerful enemies.
At some point, Hexxus comes in contact with the magic bean and loses.
WINNER: WONDERFUL FC
Casualties: Hexxus, King Shark, Diddy Kong, Macguyver as Mr Peanut, many squirrels