MISSION STATEMENT
When things go bump in the night, we are the ones who bump back.
ADVENTURE TIME! BACKSTORY
by Aaradin
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“Jake! Jake! Get up!” Said Finn frantically shaking his step-brother.
“Just five more minutes.” Jake yawned back. “No! Jake! This is serious!” Finn continued. “Can’t this wait until morning?” moaned Jake who’s eyes were still closed. “It is morning! Also where are we?” Finn asked. “Marcelene probably just moved our beds in the middle of night again.” Jake answered. “I don’t know bro, this time is feels different.” Finn said while pulling his brother out of bed. “Different how?” grumbled Jake as he slowly opened his eyes. “Well for one, there are other humans here!” Finn said while turning Jake’s head toward the nearby streets of Doomstadt. “Neat!” Jake said excitedly. Jake started to run toward the town. “Jake wait, we don’t know if it’s safe, we don’t even know where we are, or how we’ll get home.” Finn for a moment started to look upset thinking about his friends back home. “It’ll be alright bro! We’ve gotten out of much things. Just remember we are here together! I’m sure we’ll find a way back soon enough, you just gotta stay positive, like boopa boopa boop!” Jake did a little dance at the end to help cheer up his brother. “He he, yeah you’re right!” Finn said cheering up. “Um, excuse me.” said an unknown voice “I overheard you say you don’t know where you are.” “That’s right!” Finn said while looking down at a small, well small to him, frog who was standing on two legs. “My name is Kermit, Kermit the Frog!” “Hi there Kermit! My name’s Finn and this is my brother Jake.” “Hi-ho Finn! There has been a few other people who, like you, have just appeared here. We have been meeting at a small abandoned house near by. You should come and meet everyone else.” Kermit explains while motioning in the direction of this house. “Sure! Maybe together we can find a way to get home!” Finn said a bit too excitedly. Kermit leads the two boys to a small building on the edge of town. On the way to the house he explains to the boys what he has learnt about the city of Doomstadt from the few people he and his new friends have talked to. “Well here we are, home away from home.” Kermit says jokingly while opening the door. Inside the house the group met with two human men. “Hey Kermit, who’s this?” Asked one of the men. “Hi-ho Sam, this is Finn and his brother Jake, they are like us.” answered Kermit. “Oh i see, you’re ‘lost’ too. Nice to meet you I’m Sam Winchester and this is my brother Dean.” Sam extends his hand to shake Finns. “You’re human yes?” Asked Finn. Sam while looking confused at the question answered “Well last time i checked I was” Finn realizing how ridiculous he must of sounded said. “Sorry, I just don’t meet a lot of humans from where I’m from.” The five men spend a little time talking about where they are from and what they “brought” with them. It was at this time that Finn realised that within his backpack he had all of his swords even old ones that had been broken. “Oh!” exclaimed Kermit. “Where is the big guy?” “Kratos? He said ‘If i’m stuck here with no way to get to olympus i’m going to train.’ He went into the forest. Should have been back by now.” Answered Sam. “We should go and find him!” Shouted Finn while jumping out of his chair. “He might be in trouble!” The Winchesters and Kermit burst into laughter. “Trust me kid, if anyone can take care of themselves it’s Kratos.” Dean says while patting Finn on the back. “Still, we should go introduce Finn and Jake to him.” Sam says. The group leave the house and heads into the nearby woods to the usual training area that Kratos has set up. When the group gets there Kratos is nowhere to be seen. “Where could he be?” Asked Kermit. Before anyone could answer there is a loud roar coming from the woods nearby. The group runs quickly over to the sounds expecting to find Kratos engaged in combat. To the groups surprise Kratos was not fighting someone but was rather breaking large stones with his fists. Finn had never seen strength like that, the closest he had ever seen was from his mentor Billy. Finn immediately looked up to the Spartan. As Kratos smashes the last rock in the pile he had gathered Kermit said. “Kratos. We have found two more…” “Have you found a way out of this place?” Interrupted Kratos. “Oh well… not yet… but I have been thinking.” said Kermit sheepishly. “What!” Shouted Kratos “AH! Well you know how you and the Winchesters have had a few, um, altercations with other groups that have also just appeared then left without a trace. Well I’ve been thinking that maybe, um…” “Out with it frog!” Barked Kratos “Well if you keep fighting then maybe we can go home.” Kermit finally said through fear. “So if I’m to leave here then I have to keep fighting? Ha! Gladly!” Kratos chuckled for what was possibly the first time ever thought Sam. “Hey! Kratos is it? My name is Finn Mertens and I challenge you to a wrestling match!” Shouts Finn. “Ah Finn, that’s probably not the best idea” Warns Jake. “Boy! That would be the biggest mistake of your life. Listen to your Dog.” Glared Kratos. “NEVER!” Yells Finn as he runs at Kratos. Finn locks hands with Kratos. Kratos was expecting to use very little effort to defeat the teenager, he was pleasantly shocked at the strength boy. Finn tried his best to hold back the might of the Spartan, but ultimately it was too much for the boy. Kratos shifted his weight throwing Finn into some nearby bushes. “FINN!” Yelled Jake as he rushes over to the bushes to find his brother. “Finn, are you alright?” “Yeah i’m alright, he’s really strong.” Finn answered sorely “Well duh, of course he is didn’t you see him with those rocks?” said Jake. “Hey guys!” Finn shouts from within the trees. “I’ve found something!” With that Finn emerges from the brush holding a blade in its scabbard. Finn draws forth the blade. It’s like no sword he has ever seen. It is the Legendary blade Excalibur. “Oh man sweet find!” says Jake excitedly “But what is a sword like that doing in a bush?” “Maybe it’s not from here, like us.” Says Finn. “You think?” Asks Jake “Yeah, I think so, it feels… like it wants to be with us.” Finn answers. Holding Excalibur high the team gather around ready to face whatever comes next. “ADVENTURE TIME!” |
PREVIOUSLY OWNED AGENTS
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HUNTERS OF THE SECRET WORLD [RETCONNED]
by Aaradin
CHAPTER 1
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“Dean! Wake up!” Sam Winchester exclaimed while shaking his brother Dean. "This place looks like the set of a bad Frankenstein movie. Do you think another trickster put us here?” Dean asked while the brothers leave the dwelling they found themselves in and moves over to their Impala parked nearby.
“I don’t know, I just wish we knew where we are.” Sam responded. A voice from the shadows udders the word. “Latveria.” |
Dean draws a gun from the trunk of his car and points it in the direction of the sound. “Who’s there? Show yourself!”
From the shadows walks out the Vampire hunter Blade. “They call me Blade.
From the shadows walks out the Vampire hunter Blade. “They call me Blade.
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“Wait, Blade? Like the marvel hero Blade?” Questions Sam.
“You’re such a nerd!” Dean exclaims. Blade looking confused at the question responds. “I’m unsure what you mean, but I’ve been here for a while and unusual people and creatures keep appearing.” |
From down one of the narrow streets of Latveria a series of loud moans grow louder as a horde of zombies round the corner approaching the three men.
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“You’ve got to be kidding me!” Shouts Dean as he tosses a gun to his brother.
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Before the men can open fire on the incoming horde, a glowing sigil appears on the ground around the Zombies, causing them to stop dead in their tracks. From the shadows of another alley a dim light glows from the inhale of a lit cigarette. The trench coat wearing man emerges from the darkness and with a slight wave of his hand the zombies fall to the ground lifeless.
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“How did you do that?” asked Sam genuinely interested in learning the answer.
In a Liverpool accent the man says with a chuckle. “Dispelling undead is a basic necromancy spell.” “Alright. Are you some kind of witch?” Sam continues. |
Before the coated man can answer Dean interrupts. “Wait! You don’t know who this is? This is the most badass character ever made. A Sting looking ex-punk band singer turned occult hunter. This is John Constantine!”
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“Who’s the Nerd?” Jabs Sam.
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Unaffected by the conversation John explains. “I’ve was travelling the paths between my reality and the afterlife and noticed an infinite amount of paths, that weren’t there before, connecting and colliding with each other. Allowing beings from other realities to connect with each other.”
A loud crash happens nearby. The four men stealthily approach to see an Iron faced man in a green cape. “Doom.” mumbled Blade under his breath. Floating in the air beside a Vampire of grandeur stature, with a face seeming to change every other moment, holding a black leather book. One of the faces stays on a face recognized by Blade. “Dracula!” Blade had to hold back from shouting the name. The two float in the air occasionally throwing spells and energy blasts at a pale skinned man with red tattoos locked in battle with a large being in blue armour.
The fight is close but as when the pale man starts getting the upper hand over the armoured foe he is struck down by spells and energy blasts.
Doom speaks up and says “ Ares! It’s time to go, we have work to do.”
The fight is close but as when the pale man starts getting the upper hand over the armoured foe he is struck down by spells and energy blasts.
Doom speaks up and says “ Ares! It’s time to go, we have work to do.”
Dracula opens the book to cast a spell while Ares stars raising his hands. From the ground zombies rise and make there way toward the pale man. Doom, Dracula, and Ares fly away to Doom’s castle. Constantine once again waves a hand and the undead return to rest.
The four men approach the pale man who is now screaming in rage of at the escape of Ares, his rage appears to heal the wounds suffered from the fight until it’s almost as if he had not just fought a god.
The four men approach the pale man who is now screaming in rage of at the escape of Ares, his rage appears to heal the wounds suffered from the fight until it’s almost as if he had not just fought a god.
After the man calms down the group find out he is the Greek god of war Kratos. Kratos is confused how there can be another Ares. Constantine explains about the other realities and explains that Ares is the one from his reality.
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“We need to get that Book. The one that Vampire had.” Constantine explains with some urgency.
Kratos exclaims “If you can help me get to Ares, I’ll help you get this book!” “Hold on!” Sam interrupts. “What is that book? Like why is it important?” |
Constantine inhales the last bit of his cigarette and throws the butt away. “Since the realities have come together, there is one book of spells I’ve been searching for to keep out of the hands of the lords of hell. The Necronomicon. It seems that Doom, Dracula and Ares have found the book first, if we don’t hurry they could summon ancient gods more evil and powerful than anything you could imagine.”
"Well, looks like we have some work to do." Sam says while looking upon his new friends and team.
"Well, looks like we have some work to do." Sam says while looking upon his new friends and team.
HUNTERS OF THE SECRET WORLD v. INFO DUMP
CHAPTER 2
As Constantine finishes the last puff of his cigarette he says with an exhale of smoke. “We aren't alone.”
A short distance away are 4 men, awaiting an obvious interaction with the newly formed team. “Let’s not be to rash here, we don’t know if they work for our enemies. Here.” With a wave of his hand and saying a few words in a language none other than Constantine knew. “I’ve cast an illusion spell you can move freely and the enemy will still believe you’re here.”
“We don’t have time for this!” Kratos interrupts. “We can’t let Ares get away! We don’t have time for this! You deal with this I have to get Ares!”
“Kratos wait!” Constantine says as Kratos jumps away toward the castle.
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In a blink of an eye everything went back a few moments ago Kratos is back on the ground with the group.
“Woah! What just happened?” Sam questions. “I’m unsure.” Constantine responds. “If I had to guess I would say that Doom and Ares may be trying to alter reality, I am also willing to guess that group we just saw were sent by Doom and Ares to stop us. If I could get the Necronomicon from them then I could, in theory, restore us to our proper realities. Being rash may be not only stupid, but extremely dangerous. We will have to work together and deal with Doom and Ares’ lackeys, who knows where and when they will appear. If we can weaken them by removing their allies, it’ll be easier to get our hands on the book.”
“Wait. Where is Blade?” Dean asks.
“He couldn’t have gone to far, let's look for him.” Sam answers.
The four men spend a few minutes looking around the streets of Doomstadt avoiding the few undead still stumbling around the streets, unable to find the vampire hunter.
“We don’t have time to keep looking for him!” Kratos exclames.
“You’re right. We have to go on without him.” Constantine continues
“HHHYYYYAAAAAA! Eat it corpse face!” A voice shouts from around a corner.
The four men approach the sound of battle to find a teenager no older than 17 fighting a group of zombies, before anyone on the team could interfere the teenager had taken care of them all. The boy turns around noticing the group saying “Hey there! My name is Finn. Do you know what’s going on, I only ask because you guys are humans, I don’t see to many humans. Also you haven't seen my brother Jake have you?”
“No we haven’t seen him I’m sorry.” Sam says. “We were looking for someone too.”
“Well maybe we can help each other, I’ll help you find your friend if you help me find my brother.” Says Finn excitedly.
“We aren't here to babysit. However, you know your way around a sword extremely well. You may be useful. Come along if you must but know that I won’t sacrifice the success of our mission to save you.” Constantine says.
“MATHEMATICAL!” Finn shouts!
A short distance away are 4 men, awaiting an obvious interaction with the newly formed team. “Let’s not be to rash here, we don’t know if they work for our enemies. Here.” With a wave of his hand and saying a few words in a language none other than Constantine knew. “I’ve cast an illusion spell you can move freely and the enemy will still believe you’re here.”
“We don’t have time for this!” Kratos interrupts. “We can’t let Ares get away! We don’t have time for this! You deal with this I have to get Ares!”
“Kratos wait!” Constantine says as Kratos jumps away toward the castle.
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In a blink of an eye everything went back a few moments ago Kratos is back on the ground with the group.
“Woah! What just happened?” Sam questions. “I’m unsure.” Constantine responds. “If I had to guess I would say that Doom and Ares may be trying to alter reality, I am also willing to guess that group we just saw were sent by Doom and Ares to stop us. If I could get the Necronomicon from them then I could, in theory, restore us to our proper realities. Being rash may be not only stupid, but extremely dangerous. We will have to work together and deal with Doom and Ares’ lackeys, who knows where and when they will appear. If we can weaken them by removing their allies, it’ll be easier to get our hands on the book.”
“Wait. Where is Blade?” Dean asks.
“He couldn’t have gone to far, let's look for him.” Sam answers.
The four men spend a few minutes looking around the streets of Doomstadt avoiding the few undead still stumbling around the streets, unable to find the vampire hunter.
“We don’t have time to keep looking for him!” Kratos exclames.
“You’re right. We have to go on without him.” Constantine continues
“HHHYYYYAAAAAA! Eat it corpse face!” A voice shouts from around a corner.
The four men approach the sound of battle to find a teenager no older than 17 fighting a group of zombies, before anyone on the team could interfere the teenager had taken care of them all. The boy turns around noticing the group saying “Hey there! My name is Finn. Do you know what’s going on, I only ask because you guys are humans, I don’t see to many humans. Also you haven't seen my brother Jake have you?”
“No we haven’t seen him I’m sorry.” Sam says. “We were looking for someone too.”
“Well maybe we can help each other, I’ll help you find your friend if you help me find my brother.” Says Finn excitedly.
“We aren't here to babysit. However, you know your way around a sword extremely well. You may be useful. Come along if you must but know that I won’t sacrifice the success of our mission to save you.” Constantine says.
“MATHEMATICAL!” Finn shouts!
TO BE CONTINUED...