THE CHRISTMAS CLASSIC '21
THE LITTLE DRUMMER BOYSTroupple King [Aux]
--- Super Star [OFF] Finn the Human [C] [Finn Sword] --- Pixie Dust Danny Phantom [Data Collection] Jack Frost Peter Pan [MVP] --- Mithril Shirt ROUND 2 Grinch [Extra Agent] Finn the Human [C] [Finn Sword] --- Pixie Dust --- NZT-48 Pill |
A Christmas Carol
London, England
--- Christmas Decor, Christmas Eve, Civilians, Home Alone House --- FIRST MOVE = LITTLE DRUMMER BOYS
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IT'S A WONDERFUL FC[MVP] [Aux] [C] Santa Claus
Proton Pack --- The Tick Nimbus --- [Backpack] Kevin McCallister NZT-48 Pill --- Frog Suit --- Magneto's Helmet --- [Poltergust 3000] Luigi ROUND 2 [Extra Agent] E.T. [Backpack] Kevin McCallister [Stolen] NZT-48 Pill --- Frog Suit --- Magneto's Helmet --- |
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LITTLE DRUMMER BOYS | BATTLE STATS
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It's A WONDERFUL FC | BATTLE STATS
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LIVE DUEL [CLOSED TABLE]
FINAL VERDICT, JUDGE OMEGA
ROUND 1: IT'S A WONDERFUL FC
ROUND 2: THE LITTLE DRUMMER BOYS
BEGINS SATURDAY DEC. 18, 2021 @ 8:00PM EST | ENDS SATURDAY DEC. 18, 2021 @ 10:00PM EST
UFF Commissioner
The UFF Judges acknowledge that live exhibition battles do not necessarily reflect the most accurate outcome of a battle, given the time constraints, the intricate complexity of story development, arguments, and assets, the need for quick/impromptu decision-making for debater’s and judges, among other circumstances. Furthermore, in live exhibition battles points for Combat Threads and Intel Threads are not calculated. Instead, the debater’s either reach a mutual conclusion or force the Judge to determine the outcome of contested event(s) on what Would happen in order to progress the story forward and maintain the flow of battle. Therefore, conclusions drawn in live exhibition battles heavily rely upon what both debaters agree upon (Assumption Criterion 2) and the Judge’s decree.
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BATTLE SUMMARY
The Christmas Classic ‘21 had a special “It’s A Wonderful Life” table mechanic, where the losing team is granted a second chance (called Round 2) if their extra agent, which is concealed before battle and worth 95 coins or less, was in the battle from the very beginning. The clock, then, rewinds and everyone plays out what would happen in this event.
ROUND 1
The Little Drummer boys and It’s A Wonderful FC enter the streets in 1800s London, England. “The Holidays are Coming” is heard faintly in the distance. This is not contested.
Danny Phantom, a known Christmas scrouge, starts destroying Christmas decorations. The Tick, a lover of all things Santa, devasted by such humbug debauchery, engages Danny Phantom to stop him. “The Holidays are Coming” increases in intensity.
Kevin McCallister and Luigi, then, run into Kevin’s house. Finn the Human, Jack Frost, and Peter Pan follow the two only to be confronted by traps setup in the house, which were setup in advance given the fact that Kevin has taken the NZT-48 Pill and knew conflict was coming before the battle began. However, Kevin’s traps do not affect Pan or Frost, but it does affect Finn, since Finn is Human and the Home Alone traps also seem to have a kind of ‘toon logic’ about them. But before anyone could get seriously hurt, the household’s fireplace suddenly turns into a Coca-Cola transport truck, “The Holidays are Coming” fills the air, and all agents on both teams are magically pushed into the truck.
Inside the truck, the Super Star magically descends onto Finn while a magical Coca-Cola appears in everyone’s hand moments after. Finn sits back, takes a swig, and shines bright in Christmas glory. Everyone is swooned by the Christmas Spirit, despite the argument that the Little Drummer Boys are impervious to the Christmas Spirit, being of the same spectral/dreamworld substance, and Finn is somewhat resistant to it, knowing nothing about Christmas or Santa Claus.
The truck pulls up between Danny Phantom and the Tick. Danny Phantom, seeing his friends with foes, is convinced about what Christmas is really about, fulfilling Santa’s primary mission to make Danny Phantom love Christmas. Since that was Santa’s mission all along, unbeknown to the Tick, Luigi and Kevin, It’s A Wonderful FC has a very merry Christmas with the Little Drummer Boys drinking Coca-Cola and eating a fine Christmas feast by the fireplace.
ROUND 2
Since The Little Drummer Boys lost Round 1, the Grinch is now in the battle. The NZT-48 Pill is stolen and given to Finn the Human before the battle begins.
Everything goes the same with a few minor changes, such as Kevin’s traps are less calculated and dangerous.
Due to Finn’s new calculative disposition, the Troupple King gives the superstar to Peter Pan, in which “The Holidays are Coming” is drowned out by the Super Star’s theme song. Pan, the pleasure-seeking hedonist, sees a foe, who looks remarkably like Smee from behind, driving the truck. In a fit of passion, being forced into a truck against his will, Pan chops off Santa’s hands while he is holding the steering wheel, effectively killing Santa Claus because of the effects of the Super Star. From that point, It’s A Wonderful FC admits defeat and the Grinch cuts the roast beast.
FINAL REMARKS
In an alternative setting, if Peter Pan had been given the Super Star in Round 1, the Little Drummer Boys would have won Round 1. In Round 2, It’s A Wonderful FC would put E.T. on the table. In this situation, once Peter Pan chops off Santa’s hand holding the steering wheel, E.T. would heal Santa and restore him back to health with the help of Christmas magic (presumably with the aid of Jack Frost). In other words, both agencies would have each won a round, either way.
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LIVE BATTLE NOTES – JUDGE OMEGA
It’s a Wonderful FC wins the coins toss and chooses to go second.
Little Drummer Boys:
- Tweens, all combatant and ready to fight
- Finn and Danny have better combat experience
- Finn's counterpart in the dream world sacrificed himself becoming the Finn sword - doubles Finn's stats
- Finn loves fighting - Pixie dust is satisfied as happy
- Danny Phantom's parents were ghost hunters, so he is familiar with ghost hunting equipment
- Technology similar to the ghostbusters
- All can fly
- Jack Frost controls Ice
- Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, Jack Front, Sandman, all guarding the dreams of children
- Peter Pan is incredibly agile and great mimicry - mimicking the voice of Captain Hook and others
- Dream world is connected with the spectral world
- Somewhere between sleep and awake - the mix between dream world and spectral world
- Jack Frost protector of dreams
- Danny Phantom fights against ghosts all the time
- Finn's not acquainted with Christmas
- The Christmas Spirit is in the Christmas Decor
- Civilians around the Home Alone house
- Christmas spirit a force that drives you to be of good cheer and not want to fight
- Little Drummer Boys are not fighting against the Spirit of Christmas and are familiar with directly interacting with them.
- Peter Pan is child form of the God Pan
- Krampus
- In traditional lore, takes kids passing away to Neverland, unlike Disney
- Ensuring kids have a happy time
- Will not be controlled and overwritten by the Spirit of Christmas
It’s a Wonderful FC
- Team Captain - Coca Cola Santa Claus
- Origin of modern Santa, continues to delineate since
- Evidence if coke commercials since
- Breaks through all resistance to get to the north pole
- Santa is driving every single big rig
- Santa fulfilled kids wish
- Fire place turns into big rig and sweeps up the family
- Creates Christmas ornaments
- Lights on without electricity
- Santa relies on Coke for refreshment
- Not milk and cookies
- Instantly thin when he drinks Coke Zero
- The 2d
- Coca Cola brings together Polar Bears and Penguins
- Santa siting outside time and space tilting the snow globes of cities of the world
- Only moves the person he wants to move
- Cart sweeps him up and home for Christmas
- Street dog brought into
- Can move people
- Chant felt around the world
- The Tick intensity continuously growing - drama scale going crazy
- The Tick fights for Santa, disgusted by people that don't believe in Santa
- Very anti-ghost team - Luigi plus Proton Pack
- Starting in the Home alone house...
- Make Santa's snow globe show up in the house
- Kevin McCallister has limitless pill
- Using 100% of brain, learn a language in seconds
- Traps are serious
- Does have the Christmas Spirit - Brought food to a lady in Central Park when family was opening presents
- Operates on tune logic - Live action turns a skeleton and back into flesh - doesn't die
Commissioner*
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Judge Omega=
Audience!
* Santa is dropping off presents
_ Santa appears to pick up a straggler on Christmas Eve
* Santa is not omnipresent - doesn't have access to the snow globes at the time
* Christmas Eve/Christmas Day is the peak of Christmas spirit
* Magneto's helmet doesn't do anything against Little Drummer Boys
* Frog Suit is lost in one hit (but does make him
* The Tick Nimbus inside the house is less effective
_ Kevin McCallister starts inside the house?
* No - must start on equal footing - assumption criterion
_Kevin McCallister would run to the house
_ The Tick, running out of roof tops
_ The Tick can effectively use the Nimbus
* Starting on the streets outside the Home Alone house
* London's A Christmas Carol - a mix between sleeping and waking
* Luigi is a coward - afraid of ghosts, but does stick around and duke it out with ghosts
_ Danny Phantom unaffected by the Christmas Spirit
_ Hates Christmas, but by the end he understands why people like Christmas
* A truce on Christmas where ghosts don't haunt people
_ No Christmas in Adventure Time
= The Tick will despise anyone who hates Christmas
= If anyone starts battle, all of Little Drummer Boys
* Danny Phantom could be smashing Christmas Ornaments
* Shot a Christmas book
_ The Tick super angry chased a Santa Claus impersonator chased
* Luigi scared by seeing Danny Phantom and pull out Poltergust 3000
_ Fight that Coke Santa can shift people as needed
_ Christmas Eve time
* Time all flies so unaffected
_ Proton Pack of Santa
* All Christmas Specials are about make the Scrooge love Christmas - Danny Phantom the only one that doesn't like Christmas
* Santa's motivation is to make Danny Phantom love Christmas
_ Ornaments popping up
* The goal is to win the hearts of Danny Phantom to make everyone love Christmas
_ Agreed
* All kids - more incentives
* Santa knows but the rest of Wonderful doesn't know that the team goal is to bring Danny Phantom to love Christmas
_ Coke makes people come together
_ Coke appears out of thin air
* The Tick and Danny Phantom goes head-to-head
_ Agreed - the Tick always fights weird opponents
= Start outside
_ Agrees Santa can't shift flying characters
_ Santa can shift his allies - bringing them together
_ Santa can shift snow globes even though he is going
= Aux Santa - starts off map
* Won't be able to use snow globes after part way
_ Santa will move Luigi and Kevin into the house where Kevin has traps set
_ Kevin has limitless pill, is always prepared and can set up traps quickly
* Allows it anyways, make a table trait to have traps pre-setup
_ Traps are also more effective
_ Tick left outside
* Commissioner has Finn the human, Jack Frost, and Peter Pan follow into the
* Does Santa have transport trucks in this year?
_ Santa makes the tech he needs
* He makes tech that exists in the world
_ Even if not a real truck, its a magical vehicle
= The Home Alone house has modern tech but the rest doesn't
* Vehicles are prohibited but allowed because Christmas and Santa Claus
_ Santa's Trucks are not real? He becomes 2d painting on the trucks
* Civilians would want to see something that wouldn't freak out people
_ Coke appearing out of thin air will cause them to not care about the modern transport trucks
_ 1940s show's transport trucks in the 40s with transport trucks
* Coke doesn't exist in 1840
* It’s an old fashion vehicle equivalent
! There were steam carts in 1840s for transport
= Has an old appearance but has all the magic effects of a modern semi-truck
* Finn will be affected by the vehicles, but the others will not
* The mission is to steer people to be together - Santa won't permit the Poltergust 3000 or proton pack to permit to kill
_ Agreed
* Jack Frost is invisible
* Seeing the door swing by himself will
* Jack Frost unaffected by
* Peter Pan can tangibly hold his shadow - a different dimension although visible
* Might be intangible to traps
* Jack Frost can freeze people if Finn or Peter Pan get hit bu a trap
* Can freeze Kevin McCallister if the threats are extreme enough
* The traps will not be prepared to have traps specifically for
_ Kevin McCallister’s traps could turn to bottles of coke
_ Team swept up into the magic vehicle in the house
_ Looking at the magic of Christmas
_ Now all in the vehicle together except Danny and the Tick
* Agrees this would happen
* Traps pre-setup in the house will anger the Little Drummer Boys
_ Santa will turn all the traps to coke
_ Santa can cross massive distance
* Troupple King activates = supply drops the super star from Mario
* Finn stabs the driver without knowing who it is and stabs the driver killing Santa
_ Finn spends Christmas with his greatest enemy forgiving them and with empathy acting like Christmas without realizing it is Christmas
* No matter what happens, everything works out?
* Adventure Time universe has huge surprises, so killing Santa is in the spirit of the Adventure Time show
_ Buy the world a coke to promote world peace
= Santa's goal is Danny Phantom - if it is required that he succeed that only applies to Danny Phantom not everyone
* It becomes a draw and everyone shares to eat turkey etc.
* The Super Star is dream world, bypasses the spectral thing
* Finn could bypass spirit of Christmas
_ Naturally dangerous polar bear crosses Penguins (food) and mother bear is super dangerous coke made peace
* Polar bears are still physical characters, Little Drummer Boys is spectral
_ Pan came back to the real world when confronted with Wendy gone
_ Not immediately, but open to suggestion
* Sensible influence vs compulsion
_ Pan is a hedonist (mermaids, nymphs, going after girls) - affected by sensory
* Not FORCED
_ Pan enjoys and tempted
* Little Drummer Boys willing to fight
* Peter Pan reacts whereas Jack would recognize "good" magic
_ If stabbed, Santa would survive
* Agreed
* Finn touches anyone while super star is equipped they would be instantly defeated
ROUND 2
Little Drummer Boys add the Grinch stealing the limitless pill
* It doesn't actually matter - doesn't change anything
* Gives it to Finn
* The limitless Pill makes you purely rational and calloused
_ Doesn't affect if you only take it once
* Coca-Cola is evil? Only in our world
_ Contained cocaine
* At the time period marketed as magical
* Christmas Carol, the spirit of Christmas is "evil" haunts Scrooge to realize he is wrong
_ Calamitous at least
* Krampus - its not all happy and joy - there is no justice to be had
* Gut reaction of Finn with super star there would be no reason to attack
* If Santa dies, Wonderful loses
_ If Santa died after they were already in the truck, all traps are now irrelevant, Wonderful loses
*_ Tick can't hurt
* Limitless and super star Finn's reaction is faster
* Would injure Santa, but super star makes it
_ Limitless pill isn't reactionary
* Round two - Give super star to Peter Pan instead of to Finn
_ Peter Pan is a pleasure seeker - he would roll with it
!! Peter Pan would kill Santa - a pirate ship is a semi-truck from years ago?
!! Assume its captain hook or Smee
* Santa can die (each year)
= Pan would be in combat mode. Pan would not be immediately overridden by the Christmas Spirit
= If Pan has been in combat and is expecting combat, he could face the new threat before realizing the is pleasure to be enticed
= If Pan realizes Coke was enjoyable, he would no longer fight and Wonderful would win
= Peter Pan with super star can defeat Santa with one touch
= To accomplish his goal of bringing everyone together including Danny Phantom, he may be willing to sacrifice himself
LIVE BATTLE – CHAT ROOM
19:42:16 From ian : is it inside the home alone house inside the it's a wonderful life town?
19:42:34 From Blake Bobechko : the house, but its in Charles dicken's london
19:43:24 From ian : is it muppets Christmas carol London, or just regular Christmas carol London?
19:43:55 From Blake Bobechko : both are from dickens era, but civilians aren't muppets necessarily
19:48:04 From AndrewBechard : hey guys Just stopping by for a bit! Gotta head out. I miss this! Hope we can do it again soon.
19:59:50 From Matlock Bobechko : Nice to see ya bud!
20:03:45 From ian : THIS IS TOO MUCH BLAKE HAHA
20:27:01 From ian : is there one of those phone number links that let you phone into the meeting?
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